Weird show names? 20 characters?

I usually show under weird show names , I love re look on people faces, and I dont get embarrassed easily, my new boy is very brave , I'm just doing local shows like 2'6 jumpers and he is not registered because he was a rescue . I posted a question earlier about naming him maxi pad, I thought it would be cute and I know all the people that show and none of them would be mad they would probably laugh, my old mare Had names like where's the food? And bare naked, " ally riding bare naked" so I want a weird one for this guy, his name is max and he is a 13.3 hh pony , chestnut with white socks and black and white spots all over him:). Thanks